Well, it's that time once again. Pretty soon, Peter Cottontail will be hopping down the bunny trail, hiding his Easter Eggs for good little boys and girls and mustelids.

Last year, I didn't have a whole lot of luck, so I made a list of all the places to look for Easter Eggs this year. Let's see... where did I put that list... Fish bones, seaweed... AH! Here it is.

Places to look for Easter Eggs

• In the Easter basket: Who would think to look where they're going to be putting their eggs anyway?
• In Mr. and Mrs. Robin's nest... Very clever, Peter, only Mr. Robin is now demanding to know where his wife got the thing.
• Anywhere near the burrow of old man skunk. Nobody even wants to look there.
• Under the big rock..... eeew, what a mess.
• On Mrs. Beaver's deck chair. Now she thinks she's part platypus.
• Underwater. MINE! YES! HA HA! I'm the only one who can get these ... HEY! Darn you, you stupid turtle!
• In the fridge! Aha! Clever bunny, painting them white to match all the other eggs, but I know that they're hard boiled. Tap. Tap. Oh, oh. MOP! MOP!
• In the chipmunk's hole. No, it's not an acorn. Give it. Give it!
• The Squirrels' weapons stockpile for when they take over the world. Ain't nobody getting that egg.